diesel is making big deal out its 30th birhtday (“dirty 30″, they’re calling it) and have been hyping up the worldwide parties that its owner will host (and travel to each of) for a while now. the final party will be in new york and pitchfork confirms the line-up of MIA, hot chip, and N.E.R.D.

sound fun, huh? too bad most diesel retail workers won’t be there. a few of my fellow long-time diesel employees from las vegas were planning on travelling to new york either specifically for the party or would just happen to be in town during the event. now they’re being told they probably won’t be able to get in. diesel’s first statement to employees – along the lines of “just get to new york, we’ll make sure you get in” – has now turned into “sorry…”, with the RSVP list now closed before it’s original deadline. so, to all of the diesel retail family who have worked the floors, folded infinite piles, put in years of time, and might be able to make it to your employer’s biggest party ever: too bad. there are sober celebrities who need those peronis. stupid wannabes.

i have to say this is pretty damn funny though.

UPDATE: karoline, matt and todd, ramie, joie, and a lot of other people are at the party now. so, um, sorry for being a bitter little brat that’s really just jealous i’m not there. i really did want to go to your stupid awesome party. maybe i’ll show up for “filthy 50″ or something.