i stumbled across a website called explainthisimage.com. just click on that link and keeeeeep going. i highly recommend full image viewing for maximum impact. i can’t really do the site any more fucked up justice than you visiting it will, but here’s a few of my favorites just to whet your weirdness whistle. ok, have fun. maybe put on some men’s recovery project or lightning bolt and smoke some wacky tobaccky while you’re at it. just don’t get stuck in a confusion loop.

and imagine awesome heavy metal playing while you look at it

i netflixed-ed the power of salad and milkshakes this week. it’s a lightning bolt documentary and it really hurts in a good way. kind of makes your brain do sit-ups and solve math problems at the same time without a calculator or any breathing. now i’m an absurdity addict. again. even more so.

what hard-up hardcore motherfucker moved away this time?


in the used bin at zia on eastern i saw:


4 black flag records (2 damaged, the demo album w/rollins – AWESOME by the way, and something else i can’t remember)


about 5 le shok 7 inches (a few splits w/stitches, ink and dagger split, electric frankenstein split)


2 FM bats records (le shok singer’s newer band)


against all authority 7″


some crass 7″


x – wild gift


3 toys that kill records and tons more stuff i can’t remember and didn’t even know what was but had great covers, AND a grandmaster flash picture disc for white lines. WTF? who sells that?


i hate to see that people are having to sell their collections but i love getting sweet record deals!

here’s what i heard – and i didn’t hear it from him. y’all might already know all of this but here’s what allegedly happened: joey and friends were at wasted space, joey tried to hop some railing and either got his foot caught, someone grabbed him or his foot, or he just fell. but he landed on his face and everybody thought he had broken his neck. there were convulsions and others started screaming and girls started crying. joey woke up in the middle of cat scan. someone took that photo of him lying in a pool of blood (it’s on myspace, i’m not gonna put it up here).
he has a broken nose and black eyes and is really lucky if that’s all that’s wrong.

sending you some get well love beams, joey.

some scary assed photos of him in a pool of blood on his myspace, and then something about a cat scan and that’s all i know. in the mean time, here’s a picture to make us all feel grateful for the good things in life.

our cat, moink, is in heat and does this hilarious thing where she stretches one back leg out as far as she can and makes pigeon noises. damn, i can’t believe i’m posting cat humor on the internet. so embarrassing. maybe i’ll vacuum that rug.

smokinggun.com reports that some nozzle who used to work the door at hard rock’s rehab party is suing the hotchickswithdouchebags.com guy because he got called out on his douchebaggotry in the new hot chicks with douchbags book.sucks to be you, nerd. just embrace your cheesiness, man. don’t sue anybody because you bought into believing shitty miami club style was bitchin, bra. instead, buy the book, carry it to the circle bar, show the “hot” chicks there that you’re in print and BAM!….instant STD.