man, anything could happen tomorrow. if somebody told me octopus shaped ufo’s were on fire over the white house i’d be like “oh, really? what does cnn say about the tally? somebody turn on NPR…”. for real. i’m ready for just about damn anything. it’s a news junky’s nightmare and wet dream, simultaneously. brace yourselves……..shit might get ugly. but i really really hope it doesn’t. i’ll choose a civilized outcome over a shocking spectacle if i had my way tomorrow. we’ll seee……

go do it! the early voting machines all have paper records whereas the machines on nov. 4th may or may not have paper records. it only took us about 30 munites with a long line – get to it! early voting polls will be open til 7:00 pm tonight!

ealry voting sites, courtesy of the lv sun.

i couldn’t get this video to embed properly on to the front page so click here to watch.

so here are the details of the contest for the eagles of death metal show at beauty bar on nov. 4th:


send an email to contact@dorkdestroyer.com with the word “CONTEST in the subject line and tell me why you’re voting for who you are voting for. make it as long or as short as you want. conceal your candidate of choice in any way you like, or divulge it if you wish. i just want to know why you give a shit – this election is very important to many people – but i also know there are a lot of apathetic youngsters out there. enlighten me. there are also those who don’t think voting will make a difference at all. i want to understand. nevada is a battleground state – send me your arguments.

the winner will receive 2 VIP tickets to the show, a copy of the new eagles of death metal cd, heart on, and an ANTICS t-shirt.

the winner will be contacted by email before nov. 3rd and must be able to provide their full name and address to claim the prize.

thanks to ewan at filter magazine and uptheantics.com for the prizes and for putting on the show!

from the las vegas sun.

yesterday there were photos of palin at tuesday’s reno rally wearing a donkey scarf with the word “VOTE” on it all over the news. ok, i’m no political genius, but for the people who don’t know the symbolism and what it means (including, palin and her handlers) here ya go: democrats are represented by donkeys and republicans are represented by elephants – like this. republican vice-presidential candidate palin’s scarf basically says “vote democrat”. that’s not a very self-promotional message to send on a self-promotional campaign tour. that’s the first thing that made me think this couldn’t all really be real. could it? it’s too perfect! i don’t believe she’s that stupid. at least i don’t WANT to believe she’s that stupid.

today’s big republican campaign mistake in the news is that by purchasing $150,000 worth of clothes for palin and her family the RNC has violated the MCCAIN-feingold finance reform act of 2002. again – is this a fucking joke? MCCAIN co-authored the bill! i’m like, speechless or something.

…and then i realized that this is all just more special effects from the lizard illuminati overlords trying to make the republican ticket appear so inept that the only outcome of this election can be a landslide for their chosen golden boy, obama. it all makes sense! but if that’s the plan, the lizards have greatly underestimated the truly awesome force that is the blissfully ignorant – and proud of it – average mccain/palin supporting stump.

dear illuminati lizards: you’re gonna have to sink lower! more stupiderer! better yet, don’t stoop – if you want to really make mccain and palin appear unelectable in this increasingly obvious, vast stage production, then make them both say some very intelligent stuff in the next few days! scare the shit out of middle america with big words and good ideas!

kind of says it all…

the lv sun has an article about the palin rally that took place in henderson this morning. take a look at the 4th photo in the slideshow beside the article for a truly patriotic display of first amendment freedoms in action by karoline and sara! firsthand photos from karoline to follow soon! great job ladies! stick it to ‘em!

a brilliant photorealistic portrait courtesy of effie. i think the only other portrait i’ve seen that looks so much like its subject is probably the wyeth kennedy. great job!