not much in the news lately – telecom immunity bill passed, jesse jackson said he wants to cut off obama’s nuts, nasa found proof of water on the moon…oh, wait! some naked crazy dude in las vegas (reprazent!) stole a beer from 7-11, jumped on to the back of a moving CAT bus, broke the window, climbed in, threw the driver off, drove the bus for a short while, and was then arrested when a cop climbed on the bus to stop him.

man, i hate to say this – but i know that was you, joey berger. i mean, i would have bought you a tecate tallboy and given you a ride back to your couch. but i’m glad you still have the fire in ya, dog.