pitchfork is reporting that some douchebag from mastodon punched king khan in the mouth after a gig in atlanta. the jist of it is that douchebag was messing around with khan’s guitar while he was playing so khan dumped a beer on his head. after the show khan apologized and offer to buy the guy a beer and the douche sucker punched him in the lip. what a douche. apparently the douche claimed to be “the greatest guitar player alive”, to which i’ll only say “then, you, douche, should know to expect a beer to get dumped on your head (or worse) for messing with a performers instrument during a show”.

pitchfork also reports that this same douche got his ass kicked by the bass player for system of a down after he picked a fight with him outside of madalay bay last september in vegas. what a douche.

and just to leave you with a little sweeter taste in your mouth, here’s some great footage of king khan at the amazing crypt records in brooklyn with one of his idols, the mighty hannibal. there’s also some footage of my old neighborhood and you can even see the apartment i used to live in! don’t blink, you’ll miss it!

home made protest sign are punk rock! “bush in a skirt”, “hockey mama for obama”, even “not all republicans want sarah in the white house”!

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since mikey expertly made a custom cowbell for me for christmas i just can’t ever get that glorious “ddonk” sound of my head, especially when listening to songs without ENOUGH cowbell. so i decided to improve upon a classic punk anthem, bad brains’ pay to cum, and finally give it the approriate amount of “ddownk” that it was pathetically lacking. so now you can hear it how it should have been done in the first place – thank me later. so much better than the original.

just saw something on WFMU’s beware of the blog about a now defunct misfits cover band comprised of a bunch of heavy set dudes from portland. they were called MISFATS! and their website has a “diet diet diet, my darling” shirt for sale. don’t know if i should laugh or cry, but i’m hungry and angry all of a sudden.

here’s a photo that ramie took on her busted sidekick of michael jackson staring at a wall of america’s fugliest plasti-clogs in fashion show mall in las vegas. weeeeeeird. i was gonna make a “plastic looking at plastic” kind of joke but i’ll just leave him alone. photo © 2008 ramie mitchell

two channel mediums have independently stated that on october 14th – next month – we will be visited by alien UFOs. i say “we”, as in america – specifically: alabama – for a full 72 hours so there will be plenty of time for evidence gathering and media reportage. or maybe so the media can’t NOT report it. so, there you have it. alien proof just around the corner. look to the skies in a month and four days or so, make sure your camera batteries are fully charged, and that you’re wearing clean underwear.

oh, and about 10-14-2008, if you subtract each date from the one before it you get -2012. just wanted to say that too. 2012 and all.

philip k. dick’s fourth wife, tessa, talks about how dick was visited by “archetypes” outside of time and space whose reality we only experience partially as our world. from whitley strieber’s unknown country.