check out the guy dressed up as the monopoly money man with the capitalist pig nose! awesome! oh yeah – this video is from sept. 25th. the bailout bill didn’t pass, but you can bet your ass they’ll try again.

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boing boing has a post about the amazing site indiebandsurvivalguide.com. what makes it amazing is how exhaustive it is and how FREE it is. download the .pdf. or buy the book. or browse the website infinitely. with all of the new high-tech futuristic personal computer technology the kids are beepin and blorpin around with these days it surely does reveal how painfully level the playing field is now. so please, you young kids with sideways haircuts, personal computers and more fashion sense than musical taste: study this guide. or don’t. you’re all boring me to death with that whiny shit. why would you look like motley crue and sound like kajagoogoo? that makes no sense at all. you know what – don’t read this guide – i don’t want you twerps with band names that have neither a subject nor an object to know about self-promotion and how to strike a distribution deal. just keep on myspacing, yes, that’s it, keep on myspacing. there’s nothing for you in this book, it’s for those who really mean it.

why did DFA79 have to break up?? WHY GOD?!!?? WHY??? I WANT ANSWERS!!

you just read it in the headline but i’ll type it again for effect: it’s snowing on mars.

The last day to regis​ter to vote by mail in Nevad​a is Satur​day,​ Octob​er 4th.

find registration forms at any library, dmv or call 455-VOTE
or go here:
http://www.accessclarkcounty.com/depts/election/English/Pages/votequal.aspx

so, why should men be interested in reproductive health? well, you have reproductive organs too, right? you might need some health care for those organs at some point. how about if you wanted to travel outside your state to get that medical care – would your body be searched? would you be arrested because you sought medical care your state didn’t provide? imagine if your doctor was required by law to tell your employer and the government all of your medical history… do you think it would affect your insurance rate? do you think it would affect your job placement? how about your draft placement?

imagine if you accidentally got someone pregnant last month – what would your choices be? how about if you were a fifteen year old boy in south dakota? in mexico? in india? – what would your choices be then?

go to this, yo! especially if you’re one of those “i love to complain but look at you like you’re crazy when you ask me if i’m registered to vote” people…

monday september 29th @ 5:30pm in the Spring Valley High Auditorium

diesel is making big deal out its 30th birhtday (“dirty 30″, they’re calling it) and have been hyping up the worldwide parties that its owner will host (and travel to each of) for a while now. the final party will be in new york and pitchfork confirms the line-up of MIA, hot chip, and N.E.R.D.

sound fun, huh? too bad most diesel retail workers won’t be there. a few of my fellow long-time diesel employees from las vegas were planning on travelling to new york either specifically for the party or would just happen to be in town during the event. now they’re being told they probably won’t be able to get in. diesel’s first statement to employees – along the lines of “just get to new york, we’ll make sure you get in” – has now turned into “sorry…”, with the RSVP list now closed before it’s original deadline. so, to all of the diesel retail family who have worked the floors, folded infinite piles, put in years of time, and might be able to make it to your employer’s biggest party ever: too bad. there are sober celebrities who need those peronis. stupid wannabes.

i have to say this is pretty damn funny though.

UPDATE: karoline, matt and todd, ramie, joie, and a lot of other people are at the party now. so, um, sorry for being a bitter little brat that’s really just jealous i’m not there. i really did want to go to your stupid awesome party. maybe i’ll show up for “filthy 50″ or something.

after saturday night live last night i saw a mcdonald’s commercial in which a girl walks right in front of the beauty bar on fremont street, the unmistakable “salon of beauty” sign right over her head. i guess i missed the other local spots featured in the commercial as well: the funk house, the arts factory, the attic, and the downtown cocktail lounge (as listed in this las vegas sun article).

i couldn’t find the commercial on youtube or anywhere else online, so here’s the hilarious internets celebrities schoolin ya about futuristic brunch at mcdonalds: “order that shit. pay for it. eat that shit. shit it out.”…words to live by.