an efficient air motor which has “virtually eliminated internal wear and friction and offers superior performance at a wide variety of application requirements”. that’s what i’m talkin about!

three teenage beavis and butthead delinquent types in texas are being accused of diggin up a corpse in a graveyard and smoking pot out of the skull. which they removed with a garden tool. i know extreme destruction is supposed to be super cool and make you tuff and all but i thought stoners were too lazy and mellow, man, to go, like, through all that trouble and whatever. somebody’s been watching too much metalocalypse. i take that back, you can never watch too much metalocalypse.

fucking gross! it better have lizard people in it.

i love stories that are their own punch lines! nevada’s governor, jim gibbons, is divorcing his wife but he has already moved out of the governor’s mansion in carson city. she is still living there and he’s taking legal action to get her removed so he can go “home”. to quote this article from the elko daily free press, gibbons “…returned to the couple’s modest, four-bedroom house about 25 miles away in Reno, which is appropriate, given the way Nevada turned the phrase “I’m going to Reno!” into a 1940s euphemism for divorce.”

kleenex/lilliput – die matrosen

things your tax money could be spent on this week…
Federal Aviation Administration, budget 2008-2011 = S.1300 H.R. 2881$154.17 per person
Genetic information; prohibit discrimination with respect to health insurance and employment = S.358 H.R.493 THIS WILL COST YOU NOTHING!
Farm bill, extend through 2012 = H.R.2419 at $1,823.97 it’s a doozy!

i remember hearing an interview anthony robbins did with paul pilzer about economic alchemy in which paul basically said that technology pulls new resources out of thin air, usually at a time when the old resources are drying up or are sorely needed. this is great news.

for instance: i saw this article on msnbc.com today about handheld medical image scanners being coupled with cellphones to perform x-rays and ultrasounds.

and senators’ offices actually answer questions! we called it right though, Mr. Reid voted no on equal pay as a ‘procedural method’

a NAY vote for the Lily Ledbetter fair pay act. seriously? you got some ‘splaining to do!

Next vote for harry reid is on H.R.(house resolution)#2881: $ for the faa… scheduled on the floor 5/6/08.

And maybe bad form… S.RES.494

open bar from 7-9 tonight plus some great DJs and bands. see y’all there, i’ll be the drunk guy.