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05/27 church, ocean floor, underwater alie (is that spelled right? it might be 'alien' -dork). beauty bar 10 DUH ?
05/27 dj beelzebobo double down 10 DUH FREE
05/28 dusty rhodes and the river band beauty bar 10 DUH ?
05/28 lydia vance, scoundrels, all dead, battle born, vermin, guilty by association house of blues 9 DUH $10
05/28 the ku, brin conway band, backward logic bunkhouse 10 DUH ?
05/29 pennywise, pepper, authority zero house of blues 9 DUH $27
05/29 campfire music hosted by mikey (not that mikey -dork) beauty bar 10 DUH FREE?
05/29 VIBRATORS, glass heroes, objex, xgfe double down 10 DUH FREE
05/29 dollyrots, action design, ministry of love, almost normal, that's what she said (really? that's your band name? -dork) box office 6 ALL AGES ?
05/29 xu xu fang, mere mortals, vietnam cowboy, bee movie the band bunkhouse 10 DUH ?
05/29 peccadilloes, mapes, riotgun, vatican assassins boomers 9 ? FREE
5/30 KAROLINE'S BIRTHDAY! THE WHOLE WORLD ALL NIGHT LONG ONLY ALL OF IT  
05/30 ghost riders in disguise, swank bastards, experiment zero, apollo 14, monster zero double down 10 DUH FREE
05/30 animal collective, BLACK DICE house of blues 9 DUH $22
05/30 yeller bellies, scoundrels, ditch-diggers, suicide drive bunkhouse 10 DUH ?
05/30 say what?!: little red radio, electric valentine, lips like morphine, study band beauty bar 10 DUH FREE
05/31 ubershcall double down 12 DUH FREE
06/01 film: milk the library
833 n. las vegas blvd.		 5:30 maybe some milk? FREE
06/01 dirty shame karaoke beauty bar 10 DUH FREE?
06/01 brgain djs, dj doorstop double down 10 DUH FREE
06/02 film: the times of harvey milk the library
flamingo/maryland		 7 maybe some milk? FREE
06/03 l'eighties night: ladies dressed in 80's gear drink free vodka all night beauty bar 10 UDH FREE?
06/03 punk rock bingo is back!! hosted by jenn o cide, dj beelzebobo double down 10 DUH FREE
06/04 henchmen, peacocks, monkey, hots, murder majesty bunkhouse 10 DUH ?
06/04 danger mic, tragedy x, kobayashi scenario beauty bar 10 DUH ?
06/05 quint & the cowpunk calamity, american buckshot, 12 steps to nothing, nothing with numbers, superficial saints doubl down 10 DUH FREE
06/05 no bragging rights, i am abomination, murder ballad, in a case of fire, more farm 8 ALL AGES ?
06/05 first friday: art and bands and beer and breakdancers and teeneagers and stuff arts factory and south ot charleston 6-10 sort of $2 donation
06/05 the getback: funky soul dance party beauty bar 10 DUH ladies $5/dudes $10
06/06 clydesdale, darlins, bekah just and the ex-boyfriends bunkhouse 10 DUH ?
06/06 plugged in: hosted by area 108's local show joe beauty bar 10 DUH ?



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  1. michael jackson is dead. and so is sky saxon.

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    here's jacko shopping for crocs at fashion show mall last summer. photo copyright 2008 ramie mitchell.

    Thu 06.25.09



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    Thu 06.04.09



  3. the raelians are

    4. planning to build a "UFOland" and "happiness academy" in Las vegas. Sweet.

    Thu 06.04.09



  4. WE FUN

    5. some guy named jason beebe wrote me and told me about what looks like an upcoming documentary of the atlanta music scene. looks totally awesome, featuring black lips, mastodon, deerhunter, king khan, and probably lots of others.

    thanks, jason!

    Sat 05.30.09



  5. needs no caption: skatebang (damon packard)

    6. Fri 05.29.09



  6. new study shows that "conservatism and cognitive ability are negatively correlated"

    7. seriously. read it.

    Thu 05.28.09



  7. ariel pink is cool



    8. Thu 05.28.09



  8. mayer hawthorne: just ain't gonna work out

    9. Thu 05.28.09



  9. new jay reatard full length coming out in august!

    10. hell yeah! it's gonna be titled watch me fall, and yes, it is gonna fuccckkking roccckkkk. download a track from it off of the matador blog and dance around in your underwear, ya weirdo.

    p.s. - is he slowly turning in to the dark emperor or what? check out that pale!

    Wed 05.27.09



  10. holy shit

    11. i've really neglected the dork lately. and so much going on too. cody and becky are on their way to austin soon, super bummed but happy for them at the same time. miss y'all like crazy already. texas. tecshush. it's hard to type in george butch's accent. people movin', man, movin' all over the place. alice is movin' back to vegas very soon it looks like, and we can't wait - woo hoo! karoline's birthday coming up in mere days, won't you join us for celebrations? found out today that my buddy vic blue is embedded as a photojournalist in a company (is that right? a company? platoon? brigade?) of US soldiers in afghanistan. stay safe and good luck, vic. lot of shit going on man. oh, and i had food poisoning from jack in the box curly fries, or heat stroke, or a brain weevil, or hepatitis x, or something truly damning to my biology. but i'm a little better. only sweating because of the heat today. ok, thanks for checking in. more soon.

    Wed 05.27.09



  11. worried about swine flu?

    12. This link has preparedness plans, and a no nonsense explanation of what you can do to prevent the spread of disease and help yourself in an emergency. http://health.nv.gov/

    Fri 05.08.09



  12. Macy's FUNdraiser for FACT!

    13. here's a link to get a $10 ticket that entitles you to up to 20% off at Macy's on May 16th... http://www.factsnv.org/macys.asp Proceeds directly benefit Family and Child Treatment of Southern Nevada. FACT provides counseling at low or no cost to victims of sexual assault, abuse, neglect and violence. In a state that is #4 for sexual assault in the nation, FACT is a vital part of the healing process for many survivors who can't otherwise afford treatment. DID I MENTION YOU GET TO SHOP? ;)

    Fri 05.08.09



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